
i bought a Buck knife yesterday. Being a fan of fruit but having a dislike for biting into them directly, i found myself in a bind. i was at work and really wanted an apple. apples and I dont get along so well when i take those initial first couple bites.. so i went out and purchased the above so i could eat fruit with it.. and use it for other things too but they are unimportant right now..
the point is that i can now eat apples whenever i want.
the difficulties i have are that when i bite into an apple i generally get a small piece of apple skin between my teeth. this works like a miniature razor blade that rubs and rubs at my gums.. i pick at it and can generally get the front half out but the back half of the piece becomes hidden and pesters me till i can floss… i would rather not eat an apple than take that initial bite…
now it is a non-issue, AND eating apples with a knife is very very very pleasant.
thats it.. thought written down. APPLES!
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COCK!!! Or something…I don’t know. I spent too much time in the “Tex” section on this site.
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