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Meat Diapers

Back in 2003, i posted an idea to Halfbakery.com.

i recieved mixed responses on this, regardless of how serious the intent of the “half baked” idea was. I am hoping that other people can see the joy in this. feel free to log in and get rid of my fishbones on the bakery or leave comments here (or both :) )

text of the “idea”

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Meat_20Diapers

Meat Diapers Thin cut veal for the incontinent….

(-2) [vote for, against](must be logged in to halfbakery to vote)

in a world where people fret over how long things will take to bio-degrade..in a country where people are too lazy to do anything but clap to turn off the lights..

in a world with such a large variety of diapers for the young as well as the old..

we.. should.. have.. “M.E.A.T. Diapers”.. M.ass E.dible A.nti T.rash ~~ a variety of flesh to wrap around your groinal area. from thin cut beef to thin cut veal.

who is to say that if you want to defecate in a peice of meat (whether you are an expert in butchery, or a computer geek) that you cannot?

pro’s: 1) it is flexible. 2) self replenishing for ranchers 3) biodegrades, or can serve as an alternate food source for cows in europe. 4)heats up the longer you wear it. 5) self cleaning monitor. when it is time to change it you will feel a squirming sensation around your genitalia, like scrubbing bubbles, but a little more disgusting.

cons: 1) none that i can see, that is why this is an open forum.

~~ ~~ also available with corndog attatchment in situations of the sexual variety as well as designer versions with link sausage butt floss for those used to wearing thongs.

~~ brought to you by - fnord incorporated

Dec 22 2003

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