Jamie.. last name withheld because i cant remember it for the life of me..

So years ago i had a job working for a software recycling company. It was a pretty fantastic job, you meet your quota and bust some ass but overall things were pretty casual. This casualness was across the board provided we all got our work done.
At times i think that we should have treated it more as a job than a playground. for example: i remember the time i OD’d while at work.
We had the bulk of our work done for the week and our free time had opened upi significantly.. we had grown tired of playing frisbee and breaking things. a friend of mine had sold me a tenstrip of lsd earlier in the day. my boss being unbosslike per the norm, wanted to hook up as well. we worked that out, then we distributed the acid to numerous co-workers who were interested. we ended up with 15 people (give or take) high as fuck and the rest of the workers babysitting us. worked out quite nicely till my stupid ass fucked it up. see, i had been taking a lot of lithium over the prior two weeks. unbeknownst to me, lithium and LSD do not mix.. well they do, but negatively. i was outside smoking a cigarette and started hearing noises. people whispering to me and echoing in my head. i walked inside and had a slow motion moment as i fell to the floor convulsing in a grand mal seizure.
This was actually a pretty druggy job to begin with. i remember doing meth and coke in the bathrooms. i remember when we opened oursoftware shipments one day and found twelve 4 oz bottles of morphine and a set of 6 sterile and packaged needles. all materials that were to be recycled came in to the system bulk so there was no way to return items that were forwarded to us incorrectly..
long story short, the picture here looks just like the boss man would if he were to pose mostly naked for a set of playing cards. when we found this card years later we were surprised and nauseated.
he liked to eat peanut butter/balogna/onion sandwiches and was over all a pretty nice guy. his 400 pound bestfriend/sister in law was another story all together. i hope she is dead and that rats are eating her body.
4 Responses to “Jamie.. last name withheld because i cant remember it for the life of me..”
Sean
Bow Chicka Chick Bow Wow Wow…. Good god, I’d hoped I’d never see that picture again. Thank you for fuckin’ that up for me.
I remember the events you described quite well. I also remember not finding out about it until sometime after the fact, fucker.
By the way, your good friend Mel Gibson, the one who directed Jesus Chainsaw Massacre…Yeah, well, he got busted for DUI the other night. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh, fundamentalist right-wing christians, where is your god now?
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(cutaia)
At least he used the chance to tell everyone about those damned jews. ;)
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phreekachu
don’t forget the part where the occifer claimed he was using anti-semetic comments, though he wouldn’t discuss what they were, jeez sean, way to drop the ball
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kam
Aw yes. I remember that episode well. It eventually got me an extra room in the house, less food output, and eventually a pretty good kid that I don’t worry about as much as I used to. Doesn’t it suck to grow up?
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