21 Sep 2006
1:41 pm

by erisian
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Wingnuts, Bat-Shit Crazies
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Lord bless this 7-layer burrito

I went to Toxic Hell today and bought lunch.. I was poor and hungry, can’t fault a guy for making brash decisions in a hunger crisis. What blew me away was the wondeful thing i saw while i was there. At the table next to me, i witnessed a family of four prayin’ before they ate, arms folded elbows on the table style prayer.

I could not hear what they said, and would not want to intrude as much to hear either. I have nothing but respect for people who can pray in public and not disturb others while doing it. hell, it takes a lot to have that kind of faith.Now.. not knowing what they were saying, i have to imagine it instead.

“Dear Lord, bless this 7-layer burrito that it will nourish us and make us strong. We remember you, Lord, as we eat the seventh layer as it is your layer, and your number. Please remember our hardships and give us your grace to make our fiesta salsa (pico) full of life and flavor….

Ok everyone, eat up.. if you finish your food, maybe we can get God to treat us to Empanadas! ”

I don’t think that even God could make”the Bell” healthy and nourishing….

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15 Responses to “Lord bless this 7-layer burrito”
bunnytek
21 Sep 2006
3:21 pm

“lord. let not the fires of your bounty smite the asses of my bretheren”

damn. holy tacobell batman…

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Sean
21 Sep 2006
3:37 pm

Well, if they were from Utah we both know it would of have gone something like this:

“O God, the Eternal Father, we ask thee in the name of thy Son, Jesus Christ, to bless and sanctify this burrito to the souls of all those who partake of it; that they may eat in remembrance of the cheesy, melty, crunchy, spicy goodness, and witness unto thee, O God, the Eternal Father, that they are willing to take upon them the name of 7 layers, and always remember it, and keep its stomache ache which it hath given them, that they may always have its Spirit to be with them. Amen.

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erisian
21 Sep 2006
5:28 pm

damn skippy!

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phreekachu
23 Sep 2006
2:51 pm

fuckin sean, i love you man, but i agree with nos, total respect to those people for being willing to stick to their beliefs in a public place, too many people walk out the door and leave them at home. jason, i’m on graveyard shift currently, with wed and thurs off…working as a slot technician now and fixing the machines so that people can continue to support me with their gambling habits….something odd about that shit….i got your message the other day…i’m gonna try and call ya on thurs. eve and catch up with ya…..i’d call ya wed. but i’ve got a date…i’ll explain thurs…lemme know when you get off work so i can call ya at the right time

love ya bro, ttyl!
lance

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kam
26 Sep 2006
8:45 am

Everything there is healthy and nurishing. It just might not work in their combinations. God Bless “the Bell”. The next best thing to Del Taco. And Sean, lighten up on us Utahns, we all aren’t BOM thumpers out to change the world. Some of us just like it here.

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Sean
26 Sep 2006
4:18 pm

What’s this “Sean” stuff? I thought I was Puff Daddy or P Diddy or whatever it is these days.

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kam
27 Sep 2006
7:02 pm

I did not wish to offend the mighty Sean “P Daddy Lyle” Lovett with my words of rebuke. But what the H e double toothpicks (Utah speak for Hell in case you forgot). Sometimes I just want to be understood.
Ten bonus points if you can name the movie this paraphrase comes from “We’re just a bunch of Book of Mormon thumping hacks from SLC. The difference is we think we’re kings, the difference frightens me.”

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Sean
28 Sep 2006
1:54 pm

I give up. I have no idea. I want to say SLC Punk, but I know that’s not right.

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kam
28 Sep 2006
7:51 pm

The correct lines are “He’s just another bible thumping hack from Galeli (sic). The difference is they call him king , the difference frightens me.” Next part. “And what about the Romans when they see King Jesus crowned?” 1/2 bonus points Any guess? (1/4 points if you have to sing it)

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phreekachu
28 Sep 2006
9:42 pm

is that from jesus christ superstar?

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Sean
29 Sep 2006
6:41 pm

Um, Life of Brian? Oh by the way, have any of you ever wondered what it would be like if Star Trek met Nine Inch Nails? Well, wonder no longer:

http://gorillamask.net/startreknin.shtml

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phreekachu
29 Sep 2006
7:14 pm

sean, have i ever mentioned that i’d have your babies???

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Sean
30 Sep 2006
11:12 am

well, phreekachu, I am flattered. But, thank god that’s not scientifically possible…yet.

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kam
05 Oct 2006
7:08 pm

5 bonus points to P daddy lyle for jesus christ superstar, unless you had to sing it. then you only get 2 1/2 points . Just so you know, your my SUPERSTAR.

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Sean
06 Oct 2006
5:57 pm

Um……thanks?

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