October 2nd, 2006 by erisian

My buddy Illian bought 12 pounds of Construx at “the Bins”, a local goodwill drop point when you could contract hepatitis just driving past. We dumped them all on the floor and went apeshit making stuff. Unfortunately, Illian i do not have a good picture of Illian’s Construx pile as we became far too excited over making shit and didn’t properly document the even.. sorry folks. Of the photos that turned out, here are some of the items created that day. (sorry Ill. your non phallic spaceship photos did not work out.. sucks.. sorry bout that.)

Dan created numbers of small things that were phallic in nature.

As did i. Check out the space worm!! it is a series of interlocking spheres that precariously perch on top of each other to create a tower. obviously, the landing gear is needed to allow it to perpare for launch due to the spheres.

For creatures to board and deboard the ship, the top angles down to the ground in a limp manner and they deboard via a hole near the radar dish on top. they grab their bags and flow out in a stream, much like a tractor beam but much cooler becauseof the phallic association via the ship’s shape as well as the Seamen association of course… even though space is not a sea… DAMN YOU STAR TREK! DAMN YOU GENE RODDENBERRY!

now withness the true power of the space worm… it brok about an hour later flying around the Chance of Rain cafe. it was sad…

GO!

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oh yeah, and take a look at the sharpie tattoo i gave one of the Dutchies last month… fitting to the topic at hand i would have to say.. and nicely drawn! i have a real future in temporary tattoo work.