Fnord Incorporated

Burrito Kart -vs- Chipotle

My office now has rival gangs.

On tuesdays we are forced to follow a schedule for our breaks and lunches. it is based purely around the production process our data goes through to make sure we meet our weekly contracts. Due to this scheduling, a group of us have banded together to form the Burrito Army, a motley crew determined to take over the Burrito kart for a matter of minutes and disrupt the flow of burritos to anyone but ourselves. Our Burrito Army is now officially a year old. We accept all people willing to consume burritos and require no formal invitations.
Today, Burrito consumption has become a subject of derision in the office. The Burrito Army has become aware of a rival burrito faction named the Burrito Rebellion. The Rebellion has formed to take over the McDonalds owned Amexican restaurant Chipotle.

In an attempt to find out why they were so secretive in their acceptance of new comes i found that they were on the defensive already. It was as if they were afraid we would have an explosive reaction to their Burrito Rebellion. I was kicked out of a cubicle. I was blown away by the slanderous remarks about the health and cleanliness that is lacking in a Kart environment. Advising that a corporate restaurant does not mean clean food, just more active disguising of the issues.

A rift has formed in our once peaceful community. I fear that there may be no repair in sight..

now i need to figure out which we are.. the Jets or the Sharks.. i think the Sharks are cooler.