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Electric Six - Infected girls

I rode a sex wave and washed up on your shore
A twist of fate
I was just what you were looking for
Young rollerskater
Trained in CPR
Saying “Boy, you just don’t know how lucky you are!”It’s whippin’ me, it’s whippin’ you
Turnin’ black, turnin’ blue, hell no

Now I’m just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers grow

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]Increase the power [increase it!]
To a higher level
I like you better when you’re possessed by the devil
I gave you my heart
I gave you my soul
Now I’m just another number at the centre for disease control
Feels like a fire down below [Feels like a fire down below]
Now I’m just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers grow

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

It’s whippin’ me, it’s whippin’ you
Turnin’ black, turnin’ blue, hell no

Now I’m just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers grow

Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]

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Burrito update…

From: Jessica
Sent: Tuesday, October 24, 2006 9:31 AM
To: Jeneca; Robert; Jeremy; Janet; Ann; Tiffany; Lyudmila; Mark; Eden; Suzanne; Paul; Anthony
Subject: BURRITO RESISTANCE!

For the third week in a row, we are mounting a formidable resistance to the Tuesday Fuego crowd. Soon, we will take over the world with our superior burritos!

Anyone up for Chipotle today?

Jessica

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Oct31st costume

Yeah, i know.. it is a cheaters costume.. but i figured what more costume than something you would never wear on a day to day basis.. not that different than dracula or some other creepy blood sucker if you think about it.

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Burrito Kart -vs- Chipotle

My office now has rival gangs.

On tuesdays we are forced to follow a schedule for our breaks and lunches. it is based purely around the production process our data goes through to make sure we meet our weekly contracts. Due to this scheduling, a group of us have banded together to form the Burrito Army, a motley crew determined to take over the Burrito kart for a matter of minutes and disrupt the flow of burritos to anyone but ourselves. Our Burrito Army is now officially a year old. We accept all people willing to consume burritos and require no formal invitations.
Today, Burrito consumption has become a subject of derision in the office. The Burrito Army has become aware of a rival burrito faction named the Burrito Rebellion. The Rebellion has formed to take over the McDonalds owned Amexican restaurant Chipotle.

In an attempt to find out why they were so secretive in their acceptance of new comes i found that they were on the defensive already. It was as if they were afraid we would have an explosive reaction to their Burrito Rebellion. I was kicked out of a cubicle. I was blown away by the slanderous remarks about the health and cleanliness that is lacking in a Kart environment. Advising that a corporate restaurant does not mean clean food, just more active disguising of the issues.

A rift has formed in our once peaceful community. I fear that there may be no repair in sight..

now i need to figure out which we are.. the Jets or the Sharks.. i think the Sharks are cooler.

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