October 2006
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Kick Ass, Music
Shut up and love it!
10.31.06 | Permalink | 2 Comments
Electric Six - Infected girls
I rode a sex wave and washed up on your shore
A twist of fate
I was just what you were looking for
Young rollerskater
Trained in CPR
Saying “Boy, you just don’t know how lucky you are!”It’s whippin’ me, it’s whippin’ you
Turnin’ black, turnin’ blue, hell noNow I’m just a statue in the garden
Where your evil flowers growCalling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]
Calling unprotected girls
Infected girls
Do it better
[Ooh, ooh!]Increase the power [increase it!]
To a higher level
I like you better when you’re possessed by the devil
I gave you my heart
I gave you my soul
Now I’m just another number at the centre for disease -
Meh = Misc
Burrito update…
From: Jessica
Sent: Tuesday, October 24, 2006 9:31 AM
To: Jeneca; Robert; Jeremy; Janet; Ann; Tiffany; Lyudmila; Mark; Eden; Suzanne; Paul; Anthony
Subject: BURRITO RESISTANCE!For the third week in a row, we are mounting a formidable resistance to the Tuesday Fuego crowd. Soon, we will take over the world with our superior burritos!
Anyone up for Chipotle today?
Jessica
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Meh = Misc
Oct31st costume
10.31.06 | Permalink | 6 Comments
Yeah, i know.. it is a cheaters costume.. but i figured what more costume than something you would never wear on a day to day basis.. not that different than dracula or some other creepy blood sucker if you think about it.
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Meh = Misc
Burrito Kart -vs- Chipotle
My office now has rival gangs.
On tuesdays we are forced to follow a schedule for our breaks and lunches. it is based purely around the production process our data goes through to make sure we meet our weekly contracts. Due to this scheduling, a group of us have banded together to form the Burrito Army, a motley crew determined to take over the Burrito kart for a matter of minutes and disrupt the flow of burritos to anyone but ourselves. Our Burrito Army is now officially a year old. We accept all people willing to consume burritos and require no formal invitations.
Today, Burrito consumption has become a subject of derision in the office. The Burrito Army has become aware of a rival burrito faction named the Burrito Rebellion. The Rebellion has formed to take over the McDonalds owned Amexican restaurant Chipotle.In an attempt to find… Read the rest
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Meh = Misc
Fourth Quarter suggestion
10.20.06 | Permalink | 4 CommentsOur company gives cash bonuses for suggesting changes in the company.. every suggestion is worth at least 1 dollar. last quarter i sent in a suggestion and this is what occured afterwards.. I sent this in via the suggestion system so i will get another dollar in a couple months and can track how i recieve it for shits and giggles :)
I wanted to begin by saying thank you for the great suggestion program. It is nice to know that we have an outlet as employees to be able to push for positive change in our company.
That said, my suggestion is for the suggestion system!
Today I received an Overnight DHL Express letter from (city removed). Contained inside this gargantuan 12.5 x 9.5 inch express envelope, I expected to find a bundle of HR paperwork or some other package requiring my attention. To my surprise, I
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Meh = Misc
Troll 2 – Eazy-E
10.14.06 | Permalink | 2 CommentsI made this earlier today. let me know what you think :)
Added October 14, 2006
From discordspuppetThere is 20-40 seconds of blank space at There is 20-40 seconds of blank space at the beginning for sync and continuity purposes. I felt it was better than cutting the song in part way.
Video was put together after watching the movie Troll 2. The movie was utter shite but was campy/hilarious. Goblins..Troll 2 had absolutely ZERO trolls in it.. At one point one of the Goblins ends up throwing a gang sign to the camera.
Eazy seemed to call to this movie from the grave as you will see from the way the music matches the unedited video.
No footage or music here is claimed to be owned by myself but is being used in a manner that falls well with in the grey area of fair use. enjoy.
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Meh = Misc
bike accident / shower singing
Yesterday i was on my way to work when a mere two blocks from my destination i was cut off by a car. I dodged. my tire found its way partially entangled in the MAX rail. i hopped it out and found a looming curb. hopped the curb, looming wall. dodged wall and OOOOH! it got me.
down down down i go, falling in slow motion to the ground. while falling i watch as my right shoe flies into the air charlie brown style.
Somehow it ended up underneath me, cushioning my fall not in the slightest.
it was awesome! i cherish any chance for a slow motion charlie brown moment, and this being my first, it was definitely my favorite!
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on a side note:
to all the men and women at the party last night who sang with me in the shower through out the night…. THANK… Read the rest
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