the first night i was in Utah the neighbors across the street from my dad’s place left the door to their minivan open overnight. the next day i had the pleasure of watching them attempt to jump start the beast for about 2 hours.
i could have walked over and shut the door for them and [...]
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Ranting
Posted on
November 30th 2006
written earlier this week, please ignore errors:
I am drinking coffee in a six lane town. 3 lanes of constant noise, traffic, rage, and pollution streaming south in a blur with a perfect reciprocation in the opposite direction (north). Six in total. These lanes bisect the city (and for the most part, the whole state [...]
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Posted on
November 26th 2006
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Posted on
November 16th 2006