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new compilations in the works

Creating a new compilation of animal songs by 70/80/90’s hard rock bands. doesnt have to be good.

here is what i have so far:

Poison – Look What the Cat Dragged In
Jethro Tull – Steel Monkey & Heavy Horses
Winger – Junkyard Dog
WASP – Animal
Scorpions – The Zoo
Def Leppard – Animal
ZZ Top – Tube Snake Boogie
Danzig – Snakes of Christ
Motley Crue - Rattlesnake Shake (not to be confused with)
Aerosmith - Rattlesnake shake (i think this is a Fleetwood mac cover, but i am not sure of the origins)

I am also considering just a cd of bands that are animal named…
the best or worst songs of the following bands and more.

Black Widow
Buffalo
Iron Butterfly
Scorpions
Ratt
Great White
White Lion
Whitesnake
White Tiger
Jackyl
Def Leppard
britny fox
W.A.S.P.
King Kobra
Leatherwolf
Tiamat

Anything people can add to either list would be appreciated :) I think i am drained at this point…

i received an email today that contained a miniature family tree. it showed all of my immediate family and 1st cousins along with contact info and birthdays. when did everyone growup? nearly all of my cousins appear to have offspring that i was unaware of. They all have names and stuff even. almost as if they are real? but are they? i have never seen them. they have never spoken to me, spit up on me, thrown things at me, smiled at me. so far as i can tell, they are just fabrications, information told person to person in order to construct someones reality and define their space. but are they really there?

For now i will assume that the branches described are real, but i will require proof eventually. no one in my family will be collecting money and or benefits from falsified paperwork showing they have children.
Eventually, the branches of said tree will be all over the place and my branch will just be by itself. no offshoots. eventually falling off and allowing for a hollow space that kids can hide objects, like in “to kill a mockingbird”.

if anything written above actually makes sense, consider yourself acclimated to the world inside my head. so far, i am still confused though, so please save me some fresh rain water when the clouds break open. i would like to drink of it’s goodness.

neckbeard/no-neckbeard and other pictures..

Holiday Neckbeard

what a foolish idea.

last night, at the prompting of others, i followed through with the shave of my face. i now have a holiday neckbeard.

see: Google: Neckbeard

Now my face is cold and i feel sad at the loss of my recently toilet flushed protein strings. they are GONE! tonight i will be shaving my face completely. I considered keeping the neckbeard for a while, but i really despise how it looks (pictures to come when i get home).

Someone at my place of employment also advised that i could experiment now! i like experiments so i think i will. With the shaving off of all favial hair, i can test to see if facial hair or head hair grows faster. we plan to BIC my head completely clean and then measure it daily whilst at work to determine my own personal Protein string growth chart and patterns. this will obviously have no effect on the scientific community at large, but it should prove to pass the time while i freeze in the cold winter air.

riding a bike with no facial hair in the cold is like asking someone to stick ice picks in your skin and twist them about while stomping on your nuts.

i hate myself sometimes..

C U R S E S !