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snoring

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i know i snore loudly, but this has got to be some kind of record. i came home from work today and found an unmarked manila envelope (presumably from one of my neighbors). it was filled with webmd documents on common reasons for snoring and ways to fix it :)

hi-fucking-larious i tell you…

dont worry neighbors…… i have the number of a doc and am gonna get checked out… not that it is any of your fucking business….

i might record myself snoring just so i can play it when i go to sleep… imagine.. two of me!