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16 Apr 2007
3:47 pm

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new bike and bad hummer

a couple images to share today.

ever since i wrecked my bike at the “Bad Spot” , it has been having all sorts of difficulties. to swap the long for the short, when i went to ride my beautiful happy bike on saturday night, i found it disintegrating in my fingers (oh the drama).

Took the green machine to the doctor (7 corners bike shop) and they are going to give it a good once over and fix the beast up….

in the mean time, i needed a ride to work. what a perfect time to buy a second bicycle!

When i ride it i feel like the love child between pee wee herman and evel knievel!

Sub note. some asshole with a hummer had the greatest license plate ever. picture taken outside the cafe. he looked pissed that i was snapping shots of his yellow demon. what a douche bag. Jawni couldnt stop laughing when he saw it :)

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Befril

19 Apr 2007
10:10 pm

I don’t know why, but when I saw your new wheels this song popped into my head

PINK FLOYD

“Bike”

I’ve got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It’s got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.
I’d give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.
You’re the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I’ll give you anything, ev’rything if you want things.
I’ve got a cloak. It’s a bit of a joke.
There’s a tear up the front. It’s red and black.
I’ve had it for months.
If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.
You’re the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I’ll give you anything, ev’rything if you want things.
I know a mouse, and he hasn’t got a house.
I don’t know why. I call him Gerald.
He’s getting rather old, but he’s a good mouse.
You’re the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I’ll give you anything, ev’rything if you want things.
I’ve got a clan of gingerbread men.
Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men.
Take a couple if you wish. They’re on the dish.
You’re the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I’ll give you anything, ev’rything if you want things.
I know a room of musical tunes.
Some rhyme, some ching. Most of them are clockwork.
Let’s go into the other room and make them work.

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Befril

19 Apr 2007
10:18 pm

Also i think Hummer boy is trying to give people the answer before they ask the question, “Why are you driving such an ugly vehicle? Is it to compensate for that time your parents gave you a little yellow duckling for Easter and it died because you forgot to feed it? Is that why you drive something you have to feed on a daily basis and is ugly duckling yellow to compensate for your feelings of guilt? Huh? Huh? Huh?”

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