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… next wednesday

next wednesday i have the luxury of going to a hospital and allowing someone the opportunity to slice my head open. they are going to rebreak my nose in a couple places and remove part of my septum. this is work i should have had done years ago.

to be honest, i am a little freaked out by it. i want to back out before i have the experience of pulling gauze off my face and finding that michael jackson and i have something more in common (nose not little boys) than the desire to have a 50 foot robot with laser eyes made in my likeness and roaming the nevada desert.. no, i am not making that up. for those out of the loop, check here  or here or just do your own google search and i am sure you will find interesting information somewhere in the 1 million plus matches you will find.

enough of that though. both of those topics infact. i will take photos when i have raccoon eyes and post them up so people can make fun of me and my bruising.

just be be COMPLETELY off topic, for tho of you who remember the Raccoons (this means you specifically lance/lisa), check this shit out…

http://www.gilsinan.com/raccoons/characters/

everything you could ever want to know and then some… site includes downloads of all the episodes and specials in real video format (yech). the reason i bring this up is cause f my eyes, but the reason i linked it is because you can download  THE RACCOONS AND THE LOST STAR!!!

also a link to “real alternative” exists, which for people not part of the geek world is a windows media plugin that allows you to watch real video and listen to real media with out all the terrible resource heavy “real” software.. no spyware/malware either..

enough of this nonsense… i am out.. gotta smoke cigarettes and beat up a harp player who is interrupting my music with her inability to carry a tune or play her instrument……