September 5th, 2007
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Meh = Misc
The Tony Danza…
09.05.07 | Permalink | 4 Comments
Gotta love urbandictionary.com
1. When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out “Who’s the boss?” She’ll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff’s girlfriend last week when I gave her a Tony Danza.
2. To clarify, the Tony Danza is when you are balls-deep in a woman from behind and while ramming her mercilessly, you proceed to yell, “Who’s the boss?! Who’s the boss, bitch?!” Typically, she will yell, “You are!” at which point you turn her around, slap her with your cock and yell, “No. Tony Danza’s the boss, bitch”
“Man, I Tony Danza’d that chickenhead I took home from the bar last night.”
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Meh = Misc
ate breakfast for lunch.
09.05.07 | Permalink | 4 Comments
went to village inn. breakfast for lunch seemed like a great idea to myself and many co-workers.when paying for brunch, the cashier states “you have a barcode on your neck.”
“indeed i do,” i reply.
“what does it mean?”
“It is,” i advise her, “for illumination.”
“illumi-nation? what is that?” she asks.
“it is my homeland, a small city state just outside the boundaries of Baghdad.”
“oh,.. did you go to war?”
“no,” i reply, “but my father and my grandfather fought for the freedom of illumi-nation so that i could be free.”
…….. i shouldnt be surprised, considering how many people cant even point out what continent they live on when shown a globe…
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Geeky Stuff
http://lumenlab.com/
i think i am going to buy one of these.. the price is pretty awesome, bulbs are cheap to replace.. i have a great wall to project onto… anyone heard any reviews? they have been few and far between but all positive..
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projects
new apt.
almost completely moved into my new place. i plan to have photos up soon. but not till it is a bit more organized. been doing a lot of thinking lately. came up with a new movie script that i started workin. something to bid my time with until i can get around to finishing “royale”… which i need to soon. i need to get that gore flick up and running PRONTO. everyone is back in town from burning man 2007. things are beginning to return to normal. need a mental health day but need the money worse.
for all of you in oregon, i need a favor. photographs of animals done in graffiti, tattoo animals, and fake animals in peoples yards. more info on why later.. for now, hook me up.. i need the help.. THEY MUST BE SOMEPLACE IN OREGON> other places cannot be used. thanks in advance
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