March 2008
The Archives
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Meh = Misc
Complaining
03.28.08 | Permalink | 5 Commentsi’m complaining.. obviously.. i think i spend too much time at work lately as all i really have to talk about is work related crap and emails…
grrrrr…This next section is not complaining.. it is humorous
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 8:25 PM
Subject: Email spamThis evening we identified a component of our email system which we believe was causing some legitimate messages to be rejected as spam. This service has now been disabled.
One problem with this is that you may now receive more email spam in you inbox. We hope this inconvenience is offset by the knowledge that you should now be losing less real mail.
If this becomes an issue, please let us know and we will disable your account. Paper and envelopes may be found in the stationery closet, stamps are your problem.
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Meh = Misc
Spam.. or is it?
03.25.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments
in the support email folder at my work today, we received a bizarre email that looked like spam. we deleted it and thought nothing of it for about it. this is nothing new, we get spam all the time. turns out, it was spam.. but it was not spam.. but it was… it was… someone getting caught in the act of spamming?
i changed the company name and edited their names so that they can keep their privacy though i cannot edit other sites… that make this all the more ironic. if you really want to know who they are (why again?) it should be fairly easy to figure out.
Just for reference, according to Entrepreneur of the Industry
“Danny [...] won the first ever BPMA Entrepreneur of the Industry Award for the UK’s promotional marketing industry ”
apparently he is… Read the rest
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Books / Articles, Reviews
Zombie Jebus Day / Fat White Vampire Blues
Beer beer beer wine beer… what a night. i ate beef and drank a lot. Jenn puked. Sean was a smart ass as we smartass schooled his ass at pool.
Zombie Jebus day. . he died. he was reborn undead. many people follow him virally, religion is viral.. his legs never needed to be shaved or combed because his hairs was fine/dandy. women swooned, men swooned, standing water stood still in his honor. mascara smeared and was revitalized in a matter of moments. other silly things occurred.. alas, the powers of the undead could not win against the mutant egg laying bunny. the virus began losing strength and zombi-christ died. our pagan brothers and sisters weep as they see fertility blossom, become wasted, and rot under the falling pre-april rains.
all hail Zombie Jebus, may he eat the brains of all Al-anon-believers… he will become drunk on their blood and… Read the rest
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Books / Articles, Reviews
Best search terms / Review: Heart shaped Box, Joe Hill
03.21.08 | Permalink | 3 CommentsI was going through logs and analytical data the other day and was surprised when i noticed that the search terms used to reach this site have taken a drastic change.
these really blow me away.I guess this is the drawback to using a database driven site. it is all accessible as a single page and thus search terms can be applied that are not actually together in reality.
I have blog used in some posts, co worker in others, and raped in the ass used elsewhere.. combined together though, i end up with traffic from some sick fucked up rapist loser.
sigh.. the humor of it all makes me glow.
TAKE THAT ! one less website that matches your true desires!!Search terms:
blogs i raped my coworker
jesus in my ass
dicks from little boys
someone dead in a car
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Photography
coffee supply low, sleep evident
03.20.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments
sitting at work.. coffee not yet flowing freely, sleep deprived by waking too early…
silliness ensues.. this was my morning on a day earlier this week… unfortunately, one of my co-workers happened to have a camera and caught this.. i look really silly.. silly..
i have decided that silly is a stupid word.
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Personal Photography
Portland, OR to Portland, OR – Roundtrip
03.19.08 | Permalink | 5 Comments
I am not one for taking vacations normally. when it comes down to time off work, i use my sick days and end up with limited available downtime. breaking that habit is a hard thing to do, but so far it appears to be going well.i was writing up lots of details but ended up with a huge post.. decided to crop it down to just the bare details cause i am LAZY.. photos included.
Thurs:
- left work and drank lots of beer with Jenn in the PDX airport. quite buzzed by the time we stood up, was nice
- boarded flight and headed south to the Oakland airport.
- touch own in the Oakland airport (really small.. REALLY small).
- Met up with Jenn’s friend Stacy.
- more drinks at Stanfords. Stanfords in California was very different as opposed to the stuffy versions we have in PDX. it was a little
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Meh = Misc
man o man…
so apparently my friend D is having a half birthday celebration. Her birthday is xmas eve. she was down in south america for her birthday this year, so she is having a half year celebration to make up for it.it is common that i give D a load of shit every time i see her. today she tells me that i promise to stop being mean to her, she will invite me to tag along. we have a short amount of conversation about how i am not really being mean to her, and she agrees.
“the party will be happening May 24th” she tells me. “that is far enough in advance that [i] can plan for it.”
surprised by the coincidence of the date, i advise her that i will likely be camping. this is what we plan to be doing on the weekend of the 25th for Jenn… Read the rest
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