oh yeah
8:00 am tomorrow i have the luxury of getting my tonsils removed
they get to put me to sleep and slice me apart,
the only bonus is that the man who is my anesthesiologist called me on the phone tonight to ask a few questions. he sounds like hawkeye from M.A.S.H.
Dear Alan Alda.
tomorrow morning, when i am hungry and thirsty,
when i am awake way to early for a morning when i dont have to go to work
when you are shoving a tube into my lungs and
stuffing me full of drugs….
DONT FUCK UP.
Thank you,
Jason
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Sean
I forgot that was today. Good luck! Text or e-mail me when you can and let me know everything went ok.
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Sean
Almost forgot to tell you, Mike is coming out here July 18-21. I’ve got Monica planning a party for him for July 18th. And, the next day…well, you know what the next day is - HIGHLAND GAMES!!!! Wooooooo!
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SPeD
Yay, now you get to feel how I feel. Unfortunately, you’re gonna probably have to deal with getting colds more often for a little while. But atleast it’ll be better for your overall health.
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SummitSummit
…or so says the prophecy.
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ktbirdmom
oh no………..did they burst like mine when touched by the knife or did they actually have to cut them out like SPeD’s? i was told that i screamed at the doctors to quit pinching me like my brothers did all the time………i got a really cool koala out of the deal tho. don’t remember what SPeD got………….wow that was like 20yrs ago. my koala will finally be legal to drink next year!!
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athena
HOLY TONSILS, BATMAN!
Good Luck! You want I should bring you some ice cream? maybe a stack of books?
:)
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erisian reply on May 20, 2008 @ 3:26 pm:
got a stack of books and tons of ice cream.. thanks though :P
just noticed last night that they took my damn uvula out with my tonsils.. now i need to do research and find out what the hell a uvula us actually used for..
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Lara reply on May 21, 2008 @ 8:24 am:
Did they really!?!
Now you have nothing dangling in the back of your throat when you scream at the top of your lungs!! This is serious. They are used specifically so that cameras have something to zoom in on when you are yelling because its no fun to see the whole face.
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erisian reply on May 21, 2008 @ 7:55 pm:
i know.. i am straight fucked now.
no cartoonish zoom ins for me. no more recreational games of who can deep throat (fill in with handy object).. i know i will win as my muscle sensor for gag reflex is depleted.
i can never sing vibrato, or so says people who sing vibrato and state that the uvula is used for such activities.
i will miss it. and i wish i could have given it a burial.
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erisian reply on May 20, 2008 @ 3:23 pm:
i look forward to seeing mike! been a while
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