May 2008
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Meh = Misc
side note
05.28.08 | Permalink | 4 Commentsi hate surgeons and surgery.
i am only finally starting to feel better. after my last “post surgical” update everything went to shit and got worse. i think that no one should ever have their tonsils out. the pain that occurred after all that was so bad i cried myself to sleep, and cried to the drs office and cried to Jenn.. i was a whiney baby.
the strange thing is that the pain i felt was caused by changes to the vascular flow in my head… vicoden made no dent in it.. i just had to sit through it and not move very fast or stand very long.
i hope that surgeons of the future use harry potter magic to make it instantaneous..
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Meh = Misc
sorry.. just “thinking aloud”
05.28.08 | Permalink | 8 Commentspeople take shit too seriously nowadays. everything is fast paced and on the verge of exploding. the explosion i talk about is all in their heads though. it is an over reaction creating the “mountain out of a molehill” that we have all heard about over the years. some readers may mumble something here about terrorists and the state of the world. this reaction is perfectly aligned with my point, it also walks a complete circle around it. we may get to that later though
nothing in the united states is that extreme. instead you are brought up to expect i that it is, trained to react as if the world as we know it will end if “____________” does or does not happen. we are taught that speed and quality are not the same thing, but often times hand in hand.
FUD: Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt
FUD is the subconscious… Read the rest
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Kick Ass
wee!
05.21.08 | Permalink | 7 Comments
so, today i actually got something done besides sit around on my ass. fighting through the misery of my mouth and throat, i taught myself, using the internet, how to rewire all of my house’s power outlets so that they are three prong grounded outlets.all of the outlets in the house are 2prong with the exception of one or two for large equipment, washing machine as one example. this is obviously an issue due to the large number of electronics that people own that require grounding. Jenn and i have been using one outlet to get everything up and running. we were waiting for the property managers to come out and fix it, but i was so bored today i NEEDED to do something.. with the recent rain, yard work was out of the question. I was actually surprised by how easy it was to properly ground outlets when… Read the rest
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Meh = Misc
Going crazy with the cabin fever.
05.21.08 | Permalink | 10 CommentsI thought to myself, hey, almost two weeks off work for surgery.. that is a cake walk! i will get a nice vacation in.. some work around the house.. will be back up and running in 4 days MAX.
yeah, right… So tomorrow is Thursday. exactly one week from when my tonsil surgery occurred. i have been miserable and useless for the most part. i am also pretty sure i have lost 10 pounds or more in the last week.
anyways. i have had virtually no food in a week and i hate Popsicles now with a passion to be rivaled by no super villain ever created. i am overall doing well but have mainly been sitting around in a puddle of “i don’t feel good and i want to die” for a week. i would have let people know how i was ding sooner, but to be honest,… Read the rest
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NOT Kick Ass
oh yeah
05.14.08 | Permalink | 12 Comments8:00 am tomorrow i have the luxury of getting my tonsils removed
they get to put me to sleep and slice me apart,
the only bonus is that the man who is my anesthesiologist called me on the phone tonight to ask a few questions. he sounds like hawkeye from M.A.S.H.
Dear Alan Alda.
tomorrow morning, when i am hungry and thirsty,
when i am awake way to early for a morning when i dont have to go to work
when you are shoving a tube into my lungs and
stuffing me full of drugs….DONT FUCK UP.
Thank you,
Jason
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NOT Kick Ass
happy happy joy joy
05.14.08 | Permalink | 4 Commentsso we love the new house. and it is friggin awesome. big and big and big… the price on the house is right, i have a huge yard and tons of yardwork to go with it. plenty of storage space, and a big ol’garage to put bikes and cars and meth labs in.. no suburban house is complete with out a methlab after all.
the giant garage is very useful since even though we are completely “moved in”, the garage itself is stacked full of stuff owned by both of us. this was a problem for the meth lab plan.. with no basement, we needed to use the space in the garage, but it is unavailable for now.
well, each big event has to have a big downfall and we have a couple of them.. besides being unable to procure space for the meth… Read the rest
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Books / Articles, Kick Ass, Touchy Subjects
Lamb / The Magician and the Fool
05.13.08 | Permalink | 3 CommentsLamb by Christopher Moore
- Imitation Leather: 432 pages
- Publisher: William Morrow; Spl Gft edition (October 23, 2007)
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The Magician and the Fool by Barth Anderson
Advanced Reader Copy
- Paperback: 290 pages
- Publisher: Bantam (March 25, 2008)
What with moving out of my apt, i have not had a whole ton of time for reading. in fact, it took me over a week to read Lamb, which was a real shame.. it should have been one i could never put down. it deserved that kind of attention.
Christopher Moore is a phenomenal writer. he put out a couple fairly hilarious books i have head in the past (thanks Jenn) and so when this was handed to me, i was anxious to crack it open and start the absorption process.
Lamb: The Gospel according to Biff, Christ’s childhood pal:
this book is a work… Read the rest
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