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Film and Shorts
Movies i need to see
12.30.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

Private Parts (1972) – not the howard stern movie, the horror
Trailer -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-1Lgp95KdI

PETS (1974)
Trailer -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzrbw0CYqmw

Motel Hell (1980)
trailer -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZeMYWk9cZI

BAT PUSSY – Porn,
Trailer -(safe for work)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw5MT63_j78

Magic of spell “Peach Boy” (1986)
Cant find trailer, here is part of the film though –

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG63tiVyDCY

The Ginsing Kid [Magic of spell 2 / Peach Boy 2] (1986)
Again, cant find trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPR-CZdnimw
Personal Photography, Photography
photo from the archive
12.28.08 | Permalink | Comment?

a bunch of roses i bought for Jenn early in 2008.
photo looks wonderful when fully enlarged.

click image to make bigger
Kick Ass, Media, Personal Photography, Photography, street art
portland graffiti, what is precious
12.28.08 | Permalink | Comment?

looks like stencil and paint markers
text: “what is precious”

portland oregon
Meh = Misc
accidentally deleted a post
12.28.08 | Permalink | Comment?

it was about elves and videos and such…

lost.. i have been able to recover some of it and hope i didnt miss anything
Film and Shorts, Old Subject Matter
found this on my HD
12.26.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

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recorded at a dog show last january.. so yeah.. only a year late…

not sure why i never posted it.. there are a few such things recently uncovered.

they will likely end up online soon.. unless i forget again.

turns out my better half has a better memory than i do and pointed out that i had posted that before.. this made me feel better that i had not forgotten again, and worse.. cause, well, i had forgotten that i had not forgotten..

its complicated.. :)

try this on instead. (click to enlarge)

originally, this was posted on some forum as text only, a duplication of some kids break up letter. later someone grabbed it and performed a “dramatic reading” of the same letter. audio floated arond the net for a while. i dont know where it was originally posted, but if someone can point it… Read the rest
Meh = Misc
jenn is evil
12.24.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

i swear.. she says she loves me, but she insists on doing things like below:

Santa Jason: – http://www.macysbelieve.com/#/BeClaus?view=…

Disco elf jason – http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/7I8WJ0JLYaxWjoP22gFl

Charleston elf jason – http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/cBIoY2fKxs9hJp22Ftoo

Country music elf jason – http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/talO2UfeuVULsqslxJa3

granted, she did put herself in these.. and the dog.. and summer, megan.. jesus.. hello kitty, walter mathau….. and whomever else she decides looks good dancing in a disembodies flash animation.

but apparently, the jenn/summer/megan chimera (yes, they were all one creature that afternoon) sat at work recently watching me dance the charleston because my face was “fucking awesome” they laughed and laughed and laughed…
i hate her…. well kinda…

she does have a point.. it is funny.. kinda.. in a self depreciating evil nasty manner… i saw these and kinda threw up a little and laughed at the same… Read the rest
Film and Shorts, NOT Kick Ass
poltergeist 3
12.23.08 | Permalink | 10 Comments

what a shitty movie that was.

hadnt seen it in years. saw it was on tv and thought, “hey! craptastic horror film, im down for that!”

i should have known better.. it features tom skerrit for christs sake. and the character CarolAnne? WTF? her head is sooo huge!

so for those who are unfamiliar, the first two movies were enough for the Coach. he up and ships his daughter off to live with an aunt.. i dont blame them.. if given no choice, i could live with ghosts, but carolanne? hell no. her annoying voice, stringy blond wig, bad bangs and marshmallow cheeks? i would rather be haunted…

ive got one marshmallow in my mouth… ive got two marshallows in my mouth.. ive got three marshmallows in my mouth… ad infinitum