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i cant believe they made this. A tooth brush for kids that sings two minutes of a Jonas Brothers song while it brushes. the thing is battery operated and pressure sensitive.
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per the tiger direct website:
Turbo-charged with improved sound technology, this cool toothbrush sends sound vibrations streaming from the bristles through your teeth – so you can actually hear music inside your head! Just press the button, wait for the beep and brush away! To increase the volume, simply increase your brushing pressure! If you brush well, you get great sound, and you’ll actually hear two full minutes of The Jonas Brothers singing their smash hit, “Hold On”!
increase volume using extra pressure? WTF.. i mean it.. WHAT THE FUCK?
Purely by the fact that it has a non-replaceable “head”, vibrates and is fairly phallic in shape, i would think it is not a good choice for kids. as it is the jonas brothers, it likely caters to the females. all the rest of it just increases the negative aspects…. It is kind of like the vibrating Harry Potter broomstick that came out a few years back.. the difference being that this is meant for the head, not the crotch area…
am i wrong here? i feel dirty even having associated all these things together, but i couldnt help it. it is not like it was masked very well…
very poor judgment on the marketing dept.
So….when you stick it in your butt and squeeze really hard does it feel like the Jonas bothers are really inside you?
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erisian reply on January 12th, 2009 @ 8:45 pm:
thats further than i took it.. i only made it as far as “the repeated jerking motion associated with the brushing of teeth as a training tool for future generations…”
either way it is a fucked idea.
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if my daughter knew this particular one was out there i am sure that she would be saying “please mom can i have it. i promise to brush my teeth twice a day!!” remember she is going on 8yrs old. they actually have these for many different child toothbrushes but i have never been willing to pay almost $10 anywhere that i have seen them.
what’s actually more fucked up for this particular product is the song they chose. yeah remind the kids to “hold on” to the toothbrush but for you dirty minded people out there i’m sure if you’ve never heard the song you probably took that to another level & just aren’t willing to verbalize it.
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erisian reply on January 20th, 2009 @ 1:07 pm:
exactly my point!
dirty minded or not, it is not a stretch of the imagination. the very fact that it is not a stretch is where the problem lies…
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