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	<title>Comments on: Jonas Brothers vibrating singing toothbrush</title>
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		<title>By: erisian</title>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2009/01-11/jonas-brothers-vibrating-singing-toothbrush/comment-page-1/#comment-71979</link>
		<dc:creator>erisian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>uhm, hey brainiac..

really?
you left a comment linking to a Jonas Brothers fan site... on a page that equates the using of their singing toothbrush with 10 year-old&#039;s giving head to the brothers themselves?

i basically referred to the whole thing as disturbing and twisted and called for parents to keep these Disney authorized phallus&#039;s out of their kids mouths.

brilliant.. seriously..

in reality:
i know.. you are likely a spam bot, but i will leave your post on here just for the fuckin&#039; irony :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>uhm, hey brainiac..</p>
<p>really?<br />
you left a comment linking to a Jonas Brothers fan site&#8230; on a page that equates the using of their singing toothbrush with 10 year-old&#8217;s giving head to the brothers themselves?</p>
<p>i basically referred to the whole thing as disturbing and twisted and called for parents to keep these Disney authorized phallus&#8217;s out of their kids mouths.</p>
<p>brilliant.. seriously..</p>
<p>in reality:<br />
i know.. you are likely a spam bot, but i will leave your post on here just for the fuckin&#8217; irony :)</p>
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		<title>By: jonas brothers</title>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2009/01-11/jonas-brothers-vibrating-singing-toothbrush/comment-page-1/#comment-71634</link>
		<dc:creator>jonas brothers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I also have my own blog I just find it hard to write quality content like this.<br />
I guess I really don’t have the time. anyways the Jonas Brothers Rock!</p>
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		<title>By: erisian</title>
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		<dc:creator>erisian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:07:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>exactly my point!
dirty minded or not, it is not a stretch of the imagination. the very fact that it is not a stretch is where the problem lies...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>exactly my point!<br />
dirty minded or not, it is not a stretch of the imagination. the very fact that it is not a stretch is where the problem lies&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: ktbirdmom</title>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2009/01-11/jonas-brothers-vibrating-singing-toothbrush/comment-page-1/#comment-45968</link>
		<dc:creator>ktbirdmom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>if my daughter knew this particular one was out there i am sure that she would be saying &quot;please mom can i have it.  i promise to brush my teeth twice a day!!&quot;  remember she is going on 8yrs old.  they actually have these for many different child toothbrushes but i have never been willing to pay almost $10 anywhere that i have seen them.  

what&#039;s actually more fucked up for this particular product is the song they chose.  yeah remind the kids to &quot;hold on&quot; to the toothbrush but for you dirty minded people out there i&#039;m sure if you&#039;ve never heard the song you probably took that to another level &amp; just aren&#039;t willing to verbalize it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if my daughter knew this particular one was out there i am sure that she would be saying &#8220;please mom can i have it.  i promise to brush my teeth twice a day!!&#8221;  remember she is going on 8yrs old.  they actually have these for many different child toothbrushes but i have never been willing to pay almost $10 anywhere that i have seen them.  </p>
<p>what&#8217;s actually more fucked up for this particular product is the song they chose.  yeah remind the kids to &#8220;hold on&#8221; to the toothbrush but for you dirty minded people out there i&#8217;m sure if you&#8217;ve never heard the song you probably took that to another level &amp; just aren&#8217;t willing to verbalize it.</p>
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		<title>By: erisian</title>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2009/01-11/jonas-brothers-vibrating-singing-toothbrush/comment-page-1/#comment-45535</link>
		<dc:creator>erisian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thats further than i took it.. i only made it as far as &quot;the repeated jerking motion associated with the brushing of teeth as a training tool for future generations...&quot;

either way it is a fucked idea.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thats further than i took it.. i only made it as far as &#8220;the repeated jerking motion associated with the brushing of teeth as a training tool for future generations&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>either way it is a fucked idea.</p>
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		<title>By: sean</title>
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		<dc:creator>sean</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So....when you stick it in your butt and squeeze really hard does it feel like the Jonas bothers are really inside you?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So&#8230;.when you stick it in your butt and squeeze really hard does it feel like the Jonas bothers are really inside you?</p>
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