i am in the wrong business.. long hours and mental fatigue.. yet i could have MADE MILLIONS WITH FAKE FACIAL HAIR IN A 50CENT EGG DISPENSER MACHINE AT EVERY GROCERY STORE IN AMERICA!???

… everyone who said that my weirdness as a kid would never pan out, i hope you know i could have been this millionaire… not for this idea, as i never came up with this one, but i had others that would have rocked i am sure they could have come to fruition….. i could have been rolling in dough, rich off the hard earned money of kids addicted to crappy taiwanese garbage.. like polyplastics shaped like goofy munchkins, or something equally stupid..

kids would drop in the quarters for a few minutes fun, and i would be able to afford adult sized water wings to wear in my Olympic sized swimming pool shaped like the legend of zelda triforce..

do you see that? 50 cents! for fake hair!
.. reminds me of the southpark episode where eric cartman buys some pubic hair…eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, yet awesome.