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torturous bastards… all of them
01.13.10 | Permalink | 2 Commentswhen i was 4 years old, i had a blanket named manny. my dad told me that i took manny everywhere i went and refused to let anyone touch him. apparently my fear was that manny was pure and the world was not. any contact with the world with out using me as a proxy
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sickness begone!
11.20.09 | Permalink | 2 Commentsfuck you illness, we did everything we could to keep you at bay. yet you still came and hung around. like an obsessive new friend who doesnt know social boundaries, you knocked on the door, entered without invitation, then fucked your girlfriend on our couch.. when we finally talked you into leaving (by telling you
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Books / Articles, NOT Kick Ass, Reviews
Book Review: Sloane Crosley – [...] cake
06.15.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments“I was told there’d be cake” Sloane Crosley.. we had such high hopes for you. reading your pony story in radar, it seemed that reading your book was an awesome idea. if something makes you smile that much and it is only a single chapter from a book.. the rest MUST be excellent… right? no.
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NOT Kick Ass, Rants, comics
Swine Flu… gimme a break
http://www.voanews.com/english/2009-06-08-voa18.cfm WHO: More than 25,000 Swine Flu Cases By VOA News 08 June 2009 The World Health Organization (WHO) says swine flu has now spread to 73 countries, with 139 deaths from the disease since it was first detected in April. The latest WHO figures, released Monday, show more than 25,000 people have been infected
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damn you spring time
04.02.09 | Permalink | 5 Commentsi know many of you out there still have snow. i know that i do not have snow and you are envious.. the reality is that i might as well have snow. it is cold wet and miserable lately. normally, i love the rain, but this is the never ending springtime from hell. silver draughts
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Film and Shorts, NOT Kick Ass
poltergeist 3
12.23.08 | Permalink | 10 Commentswhat a shitty movie that was. hadnt seen it in years. saw it was on tv and thought, “hey! craptastic horror film, im down for that!” i should have known better.. it features tom skerrit for christs sake. and the character CarolAnne? WTF? her head is sooo huge! so for those who are unfamiliar, the
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Douche Baggery, NOT Kick Ass
Economic Stimulus Woes
so i have been super patient. The GOV said they were going to Give us all either a fat lip or a fat check back at the beginning of the year. I was to receive a fat check. Unfortunately, it has never graced the inside of my mailbox with it’s presence. i dream of getting
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