Disclaimer, Terms of Use, etc

The fact that i have to put something like this up is

proof that our society is going to shit.

DISCLAIMER:

Terms of use :

Fnord Incorporated is a generic parody of generic corporate theory (in name and other perceivable aspects) and is by no means a legal entity with no claims made to the contrary. Visitors of this site recognize that they are accessing this blog, FNORDinc.com, of their own free will and that they are taking the information the author of this blog, FNORDinc.com, provides at their own risk.

The opinions expressed on this blog, FNORDinc.com, in no way represent those of my employer, my wife, father, or anyone else you can think of. This statement holds true to all additional postings placed by me in relation to this site. As such,  any inferences, judgment calls, logical assumptions , circumstantial evidence, observations, hypothesis, interpolating of intuitive patterns are your own deal.

Copyright policy :

Unless otherwise noted, the author of this blog, FNORDinc.com, is the legal copyright holder of the material on this blog, FNORDinc.com, and it may not be used, reprinted, or published without this blogger’s written consent. Instances where copyright is mistakenly insinuated incorrectly, can be correct through communication. Instances may occur where I completely ignore written consent to republish my work and could give a rats ass if you cross post info to other systems/services. In these instances, I reserve the right to change my mind. I give credit where due and would hope for the same.

Hold harmless :

The information provided here at FNORDinc.com is for entertainment purposes only and the author of this blog, FNORDinc.com, is not providing medical, legal, or other professional advice. Though I may act like a professional, It is likely I am imitating something I saw on TV and you would be a damn fool to trust my advice with out additional research. Once again, readers of this blog, FNORDinc.com, are reading and/or using any of the information they glean from FNORDinc.com at their own risk.

Privacy statement :

Information the readers provide will not be used to put them on spam lists, nor will their contact information be sold to another company. Though I am a dick, and may lambaste you publicly, you can rest assured that your info will not be shared unless you have given permission. Any contact info you share with me during the process of posting/commenting may be used for contacting you at my discretion. Readers should also know that the author of this blog, FNORDinc.com, is not responsible for the privacy practices of any advertiser, blog commenter, angry grandparents, ghosts, fictional characters or anyone else.

Reserve rights :

The author of this blog, FNORDinc.com, reserves the right to change the focus of this blog, FNORDinc.com, to shut it down, to sell it, change it pink, or alter the terms of use (go to a paid platform) at the site maintainer’s personal discretion.

Advertisers and Sponsors :

The author of this blog, FNORDinc.com, cannot be held responsible for the actions of any linked websites/portals, sales portals (as, but not limited to; Powells, Amazon, etc) advertisers, or sponsors. If a reader of this blog, FNORDinc.com, purchases a product or service based upon a link from or a blog post at this blog, FNORDinc.com, the reader must take action with that company to resolve the issue, not the author of this blog, FNORDinc.com.

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Thank you and good day.