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	<title>Fnord Incorporated</title>
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		<title>stupid five year olds&#8230;</title>
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little bastards.. i dare them to try me on for size.

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		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/07-03/stupid-five-year-olds/</link>
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		<title>back in 2000</title>
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This was given to me by Ms. Disturbed.
taken in her front yard years back.
Obviously, i do not fit on tricycles anymore.
you were right poof&#8230; i forgot to post this before..
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		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/06-26/back-in-2000/</link>
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		<title>Change, and book: Pretty Little Mistakes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[as you may have noticed, i made an alteration to this page&#8230;again&#8230;
i got tired of the normal layout and noticed that on some computers the text was a bit hard to read.. i am all about accessibility. i dont like to squint or search, so poof. newness comes forth and assaults your sensibilities with colors [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/06-21/change-and-book-pretty-little-mistakes/</link>
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		<title>more groucho + lou reed + dog pee</title>
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[See post to listen to audio]

The song above is Lou Reed&#8217;s Waiting for the man (Temporary Thing)
This has been posted because of a comment befril made
to get to the qoute befril likes, you need to get about 10 minutes into the song. the song is about 13 min long or so and contains a lot [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/06-16/more-groucho-lou-reed-dog-pee/</link>
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		<title>Happy birthday and other interesting (to me) things</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I called my dad last night and told him happy birthday. hadnt spoken to him since he and the big sis came out to visit a couple months back. was good. miss those guys.
as stated, it was his birthday yesterday. born in &#8216;57 he is now a couple years into the dreaded 50-year old range, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/06-13/happy-birthday-and-other-interesting-to-me-things/</link>
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		<title>My favorite Marx quote.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Outside of a dog, a book is a man&#8217;s best friend.  Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.&#8221;
 &#8212;  Groucho Marx


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		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/06-03/my-favorite-marx-quote/</link>
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		<title>side note</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i hate surgeons and surgery.
i am only finally starting to feel better. after my last &#8220;post surgical&#8221; update everything went to shit and got worse. i think that no one should ever have their tonsils out. the pain  that occurred after all that was so bad i cried myself to sleep, and cried to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/05-28/side-note/</link>
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		<title>sorry.. just &#8220;thinking aloud&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[people take shit too seriously nowadays. everything is fast paced and on the verge of exploding. the explosion i talk about is all in their heads though. it is an over reaction creating the &#8220;mountain out of a molehill&#8221; that we have all heard about over the years. some readers may mumble something here about [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/05-28/sorry-just-thinking-aloud/</link>
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		<title>wee!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[so, today i actually got something done besides sit around on my ass. fighting through the misery of my mouth and throat, i taught myself, using the internet, how to rewire all of my house&#8217;s power outlets so that they are three prong grounded outlets.
all of the outlets in the house are 2prong with the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/05-21/wee/</link>
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		<title>Going crazy with the cabin fever.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I thought to myself, hey, almost two weeks off work for surgery.. that is a cacke walk! i will get a nice vacation in.. some work around the house.. will be back up and running in 4 days MAX. yeah, right&#8230; So tomorrow is thursday. exactly one week from when my tonsil surgery occurred. i [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/05-21/going-crazy-with-the-cabin-fever/</link>
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		<title>oh yeah</title>
		<description><![CDATA[8:00 am tomorrow i have the luxury of getting my tonsils removed
they get to put me to sleep and slice me apart,
the only bonus is that the man who is my anesthesiologist called me on the phone tonight to ask a few questions. he sounds like hawkeye from M.A.S.H.


Dear Alan Alda.
tomorrow morning, when i am [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/05-14/oh-yeah/</link>
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		<title>happy happy joy joy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[so we love the new house. and it is friggin awesome. big and big and big&#8230; the price on the house is right, i have a huge yard and tons of yardwork to go with it. plenty of storage space, and a big ol&#8217;garage to put bikes and cars and meth labs in.. no suburban [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/05-14/happy-happy-joy-joy/</link>
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		<title>Lamb / The Magician and the Fool</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What with moving, i have not had a whole ton of time for reading. in fact, it took me over a week to read Lamb, which was a real shame.. it should have been one i could never put down. it deserved that kind of attention.
Christopher Moore is a phenomenal writer. he put out a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/05-13/lamb-the-magician-and-the-fool/</link>
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		<title>whew&#8230;. moving done.. kinda&#8230;</title>
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no talk of NIMH will occur here today. Though there was an interesting train of thought in my mind today regarding the playing with of glass balls, tights, stealing of little boys, and David Bowie in the movie Labyrinth.

i think that Derek Smalls (Harry Shearer) from Spinal Tap has Bowie beat.. sorry Davey-boy&#8230; lets put [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/05-05/whew-moving-done-kinda/</link>
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		<title>nice!</title>
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So have any of you ever had a hair grow under your skin in a circular pattern? see above image to know what i mean. I get these once in a while, and they are just freakin cool. just under the top layer of skin, instead of breaking out to the surface, it bends, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fnordinc.com/2008/05-02/nice-2/</link>
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